damnnerys:

BEHOLD. A LIVING HUMAN TREASURE.

damnnerys:

BEHOLD. A LIVING HUMAN TREASURE.

childrenofearthepisodefour:

the gay agenda

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

Mac Demarco - Dreamin
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7-11slurpee:

dreamin // mac demarco 

leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

tuesday-syndrome:

classic

miskeena:

u evr stay up at night thinking bout how capitalism is ruining your life

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

wormm_guy: i cant believe all these worms

hotbabe54: hey

hotbabe54: wanna chat or send pics

wormm_guy: hold on

wormm_guy: Im checking out some worms

wormm_guy: Theyre insane

theanti90smovement:

as you can see by the amount of bumper stickers on my car i am PISSED off at the government

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

floozys:

this is so specific i love it 

what is this? some fucking lame ass egg imposter??

what is this? some fucking lame ass egg imposter??